National Spam Association

Excel game launch for all the coolest excel games you can ever dream of playing at work!

Ice Slider
Missile Strike
Space Invaders - omg guys do you remember CHICKEN INVADERS from when we did YAA?
Whack A Mole - (not the ones on people's faces)
Connect 4
Darts
Golf
Poker
Monopoly

Once again these Excel games would obviously need MS Excel to play. If you can't open spreadsheets, get a part time job, work for 2 days and buy Academic MS Office, it's worth it.

I can't remember when it happened, but I think we ate at the Indonesian shop beforehand? Or was it Sam's or Curry's?

Well anyway, we walked in with some spare change, to be specific we had 55c. We were craving for EasyWay but we were actually super full. We didn't know what to do with the 55c because it won't be fair if someone kept it, and 55c isnt exactly easy to distribute evenly. EasyWay, we thought, would be a great solution.

The pearls were 40c for a cup, just the toppings, so then we'd have 15c left. I don't know how, but we managed to use the 40c on a small portion of rainbow jellies and some pearls. We also managed to ask for 15c worth of Milk Tea. She gave it to us in a very small tiny paper up. She must've thought we were really weird and povo. The actual drinking of this pearl milk tea required skill. You had to suck the pearls up and then drink the tea while the pearl's still in your mouth. This process also made us (or me) drip milk tea all over the floor. After we left the shop, the man closed the gates quickly while we were still on the street and the lady had to quickly mop up the floor LOL.

This story continues from the havoc caused at Muffin Break. Click to see the details!

So we trespassed Jupun's family driveway and rang the door bell. Luckily Jupun's dad opened the door and welcomed us in warmly. We got past the first level defence with no problems. Her dad yelled "LING LINGGGGGGGGG" and Jupun slowly and carefully walked down the stairs. We were all ready to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUJU!!!!" but she beat us to it and said "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?"

We were traumatised, we schemed for a surprise celebration but instead of feeling touched, she felt repulsed that we have set foot in her house. She was in the middle of her noodles but we managed to kidnap her to Flemington to continue her lunch. We find out that she has previous "obligations" with her population of cousins at the Reading Cinema at 3pm. It would've been so fun if we joined them and watched the movie together, but being the hermit that she is, she didn't want us to see her cousins. So she secretly SMS'd one of her many cousins and cancelled the event. What a party pooper. We even hung around the Reading Cinema waiting for her cousins to come, and we threatened her that we'll just leave her there. Due to "tiredness" she told us to drive her home.

THANKS JUPUN! YOU HAD ENERGY TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH COUSINS BUT WAS TOO TIRED TO JUST STAY AND TALK WITH US.

This happened on the 12th of January 2008. I remember clearly.

We had an elaborate and well schemed plan to kidnap Jupun for a SURPRISE birthday party, because Jupun was being a hermit all summer long. And nobody has seen her for many many months. The crew arrived at Olympic park at around 12pm (noon) and rocked up to her work place (Muffin Break) before she leaves to kidnap her. When we got there, we saw another muffin break worker but no Jupun. So we asked her "Do you know where Jupun is?" and she said "oh, you mean Julie?" and we're like thinking "hm.... Julie?" we said yes anyway.

We later find out that Jupun actually went back home "sick" already. Then there was a bombardment of very private questions like "Did her dad pick her up? When did she leave? Where did she go?" etc. She didn't answer us I don't think.

So we quickly gathered all our troopers and zoomed over to Jupun's house. (to be continued) At Jupun's House

Okay I looked into Venessa and couldn't recall the date that we went to this restaurant. But I was sure it was as Saturday, and I think (from the process of elimination) it is probably the 30th of August 2008.

This time there was only like 10 of us or something. We were normal at first (I think, were we?) but someone started talking loudly and proudly about their Auntie's friend drinking urine for fun? (it was disturbing the appetite for me, who was unfortunately still eating and many other customers) I left early that night, can someone fill me in with the details?

Someone remind me when this happened? I looked in Vanessa and couldn't find my answer...

We got this booth seat and fit everyone on it, and ordered a main each and I think most of us didn't finish. But because we were sitting in a booth seat, it made our terror VERY easy and convenient. So our volume was at 150% at least. The waitress who couldn't speak English kept telling us that we have to be quiet and be considerate. We'd quiet down for 1 second... then burst out back into our original conversation slowly (slowly I mean throughout the duration of 2-5 seconds) the volume would creep back up to our usual level. Then the lady would come over again and "shhhs" us. The cycle happened a couple of times.

I can't remember well but I think Genki might date back to year 10 or 11???? My memory is so bad. Anyway there was a very very hot waitress there who was a friend of Stiffy's and we harassed her. Kez also poured water through the crack onto someone's leg, or did someone pour onto Kez's leg (it was an accident, apparently)?

But the most black listy thing we did was speak English to the staff in Japanese Style. So we asked for the bill like "Canu weu havu theu billu pleasu?" and at the end of the sentence we all made the face like bulging your eyes out and sucking your cheeks in (while we said 'su'). They thought we were totally fresh from the mental institute on our "excursion" day or something.

Recap of what happened at Norita (Town Hall) for us to think we're black listed.

Now Norita is an awesome place, and I think we're still welcome there. BUT this is what happened (October 11 2008).

So the same bunch of rowdy kids rocked up at this Norita place, after eating a full spanish meal and ice creams. They're not hungry kids. So these kids picked the boardgame Pictionary to play and were VERY loud. (I think the lady told us that there are other people in the place who we have to respect so we have to be quieter, we toned it down to volume 10 from volume 11) We stayed there for ages and ages without buying a drink and in the end we found out that we either have to buy a drink or there's a surcharge per person. After negotiating with the guy, I think we ended up paying the surcharge. But the customers there didn't like us at all, I think this time it's more the customers there black listing us because we kept laughing super loud, especially when Kez and Kinkress draws.

Recap of why we're black listed from the gelato parlour at Central behind Capitol Square. (11 October 2008)

A rowdy bunch of kiddies rocked up, talking in volume 11 and I think not everyone ordered icecream. Anyway, we took up like 6 of their tables and some people started Thrusting. Now this game, I didn't play of course, has only 1 rule, where each person has to thrust 1 more time than the previous person. So by the end of the game technically people have to thrust 10000000000000000000000000000000x.

While that action by itself is considered VERY normal, this ice cream parlour happened to be an open area, so everyone walking by on the street is being thrusted at. The owner lady didn't look very pleased at all.

Careers page for NSA, we are constantly expanding, apply within!

Vacancies:
Summer Internship 2008/2009

Yes, all ye peasants of the world, congratulate me! =D I have just been promoted by President Ngui to be "The Great Webmaster" of NSA! This is history making, it tells people that if you have a dream, you can achieve it in modern day Australia. (Okay it seems like I stole the idea off another recent speech)

I'm too dumb to know how to embed an excel spreadsheet game on a website... SO, you can download this super addictive game that has ruined many hours of study time (it is part of the objective of the NSA - procrastination).

Do you have exams coming up? Are you bored from study, or you don't want to study anyway? Or do you not have notes in the first place to study for exams because the only thing you know about your course is the course code? Well, this game will solve all your problems for you (conditions apply). Only the most gifted people in procrastination will be able to finish the game. Are you up for the CHALLENGE?

THE LINK TO THE LEGENDARY BUBBLE GAME!!!

[If you can't open the game, because you are a strange, very strange individual without MicrosoftOffice, besides asking you WHAT your computer is any good for, or suggesting you to go BUY an academic copy, you can also download a free version of OpenOffice, just google it. Trust me, you don't want to miss out on playing the game just because you can't open spreadsheets.]

NSA has successfully visited yet another respectable restaurant! TEMASEK! It was definitely a great success except for the fact that there's no free parking there near the restaurant tsk tsk tsk. It's either you park at the carpark that apparently has stairs (according to the Kinkress) or you park at Westfield (which is a superly unbarable trek, a whole 10min).

Well for Singaporean Cuisine, you can't miss the spicy things right? (>_____> clari campbell and dory) Some members ordered Laksa, which is why we chose that restaurant anyway, Hainan Chicken, Nasi Goreng, Curry Puff and BOBORCHACHA!!! Well Boborchacha was not what I expected, it was nice none the less, except for the unknown Yam substance.

At the end of the day, we declare that it is an area conquered and not quite black listed! (I must admit, even though I'm so humble and all, that my photography skills are just SUPERB)

This page will serve as a memory to NSA's past events (starting from now LOL).

November 2008
7th - Lau's Lousy Birthday
8th - Ngui's Laksa Orgy

WOOOOOOO!! Today is Lau's Lousy Birthday!

This is the cake that NSA will be giving to Lau today, in true spirit of our major operations... Disregard the "happy 70th barry" LOL (edited by Ngui at 9.46am)

I am confronted by this familiar message again, they say it's not due to my account, or my spam. But members of the NSA know better!


And also YouTube too!! You are all against me!!!

Due to the success of the NSA, there are some areas that has blacklisted us (well we assume they did, due to our "lively behaviour"). This will serve as a reminder to NSA members to not disturb them again with our wreckless beheviour.

Thanks guys btw for reminding me of alot of our terrifying events that I forgot about! When I'm bored later on, each of these will have a recap of what happened for us to get blacklisted (or for us to THINK we're black listed)

Eastwood/Epping Area
* Sam's Café (Epping)
* Chocolate Café (Eastwood)
* NamViet (Eastwood)
* Arigato (Eastwood)
* Ashita (Eastwood)
* EasyWay (Epping)
* EasyWay (Eastwood)

West Area
* Muffin Break (Olympic Park)
* Jupun's House (Shall remain a secret in case people want to stalk her)

City Area
* Gelatisomohacia (Central)
* Norita (Town Hall)
* Swissôtel (Town Hall)

Northshore Area
* San Churros (no discrimination meant, it is seriously the actual name of the product) "Negro Icecreams" (Chatswood)
* Toraya Restaurant (Chatswood)
* Upstairs Jap/Krn Restaurant (Chatswood)
* Genki (Artarmon)
* Gelatissimo (Chatswood)

Eastern Area
* Pheonix YumCha Place (Bondi)

Random Photos Page... photos waiting to be approved before being published LOL

Screenshot of my spam-only-purpose Gmail account's inbox. Unfortunately the spam has died down a little bit lately due to exams. None the less, we can still witness the triumph during non-examination periods such as the 10th of October.


This is another screenshot of the inbox when I first created the gmail account because Hotmail banned me from sending emails as I would go over the daily limit...1 year or something after the spamming began =D (hard to imagine I endured it for so long on Hotmail!!!!)

To stress that the NSA is a very productive organisation, we will reveal to our stakeholders our vision for the future.

This can be a constantly organised area for NSA members and followers to see what upcoming events there are!

Kez's Bread Baking Show
Date: 13th November 9am DO NOT SLEEP IN GUYS
Location: Kez's house
Who: Everyone who likes watching a bread rise from flour (obviously that's all of us)

Judy's Juicy Birthday - 14th November (this day also marks the end of exams for UNSW WOOO)

Lau's Wagaya Terror
Date: 15th November (I won't be there =[) omg sorry guys I confused the crap out of everyone LOL
Location: Wagaya Jap Restaurant, Haymarket
Who: Also the select few members and staff who have been invited via email!

Wank's Wadiful Birthday - 25th November

Krinkress Kat's Krusty Birthday - 22nd December

The NSA is not only a productive organisation that is very firm in our believes, but we are also a bunch of Fun People!! Yes! So keep yourself updated with the upcoming events of the organisation, you don't want to be the ONLY one that misses out do you? \

Upcoming Events!
Past Events
Competitions

Major Events
NSA Fun Day!
When: Still happening! End Date will be announced soon.
Where: Anywhere with a computer! USYD students can enjoy the luxury of the SciTech Library and also a tour of the Fun Day with our very own Kinkress!

NSA Web Launch!
Date: 6th-7th November
Description: Everyone who leaves a comment on the website during these 2 days will receive a complimentary PERSONALISED spam email for FREE!! Get it while you can!

1. Be responsive to ALL emails
2. SPAM lots
3. Don’t lose focus on your objective – spamming
4. Spam on the go like up-and-go
5. Waste lots of time by spamming (and inadvertently waste everyone else’s time)
6. Send so much spam that the recipient(s) mail quota is exceeded
7. Spam so much that Hotmail disables your account for 24 hours and you have to open a Gmail
8. Make sure you have a back-up email account
9. It is compulsory that members have a gmail account

There are a few NSA members and followers who have surpassed the humanly possible and has mastered the Art of Procrastination. These pioneers have dedicated time and effort in self training to achieve these difficult goals. In return, the NSA has head hunted these talented individuals to become part of our great organisation.

President: Ngui
HR Manager: Pei Lin
Chief Kinkress (Hons)*: Watty Katty
Demoted Spaminator: Lau
Disease Spreader: Dori
Senior Spammer (Hons)*: Clari Campbell
Spampunniepun: Jupunniepun
The Great Webmaster: H T

* Represents Honorary Members

I'm sure you'd love to find out more about us as a member and a follower of the NSA. The following links will give you a better idea about our vision here at the NSA.

The President's Speech
The Constitution
Our Future Vision
Our Blacklisted Areas
Staff List

The launch of the new National Spam Association’s Website is testament to the overwhelming growth of the organisation and its followers. This site aims to further promote time wasting amongst its members and the spread of lost productivity to all ends of the earth across all industries – we don’t discriminate. It seeks to provide a sounding board for its current and potential members to share ideas about the most effective forms of spam. I look forward to spamming with you all to create the greatest spam network in the world.


Stephanie Ngui
NSA President


National Spam Association Pty Limited
Address: Level 7, 20 Hunter Street, Sydney NSW 2000
Tel: +61 2 8236 7700, Direct: +61 2 8236 7774
Fax: +61 2 9233 4636
http://spamassoc.blogspot.com/

Welcome to the Procrastination/Time Wasting Arena. This area is a place where you can train up yourself to meet with the standards of NSA. Not only does members of the NSA excel in daily spamming, they are also gifted in all areas of time wasting. Please do some self training here in the arena, we will be opening training courses and crash courses for the new members shortly.

Bloxorz - An awesome game where you have to get the box to fall into a hole (harder than it sounds)
BubblePuzzle - A seriously addictive game with increasing levels of difficulty. (not for the faint hearted)
More Excel Games! - A collection of Excel games compiled by President Ngui

The arena is now open! With our debut game of BLOXORZ!!! (beat the game, and I'll reward you)

Summer Internship is now open at the NSA. We are a prestigious employer and will diligently train you over the summer for the most important life skill in the corporate world - spamming. You will also have the opportunity to be mentored by our President Ngui!

There is no end dates to this offer as we are constantly expanding our Asia Pacific division. Express your interests to our Recruitment Manager - Pei Lin.