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The promotion of lost productivity and time wasting through the abuse of emails.

This story continues from the havoc caused at Muffin Break. Click to see the details!

So we trespassed Jupun's family driveway and rang the door bell. Luckily Jupun's dad opened the door and welcomed us in warmly. We got past the first level defence with no problems. Her dad yelled "LING LINGGGGGGGGG" and Jupun slowly and carefully walked down the stairs. We were all ready to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUJU!!!!" but she beat us to it and said "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?"

We were traumatised, we schemed for a surprise celebration but instead of feeling touched, she felt repulsed that we have set foot in her house. She was in the middle of her noodles but we managed to kidnap her to Flemington to continue her lunch. We find out that she has previous "obligations" with her population of cousins at the Reading Cinema at 3pm. It would've been so fun if we joined them and watched the movie together, but being the hermit that she is, she didn't want us to see her cousins. So she secretly SMS'd one of her many cousins and cancelled the event. What a party pooper. We even hung around the Reading Cinema waiting for her cousins to come, and we threatened her that we'll just leave her there. Due to "tiredness" she told us to drive her home.

THANKS JUPUN! YOU HAD ENERGY TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH COUSINS BUT WAS TOO TIRED TO JUST STAY AND TALK WITH US.

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